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Reasons Demotivational Poster


ONE DRINK -


TAGS: alcoholism drink reasons sad cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

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Derek - July 11, 2010, 9:38 pm
1 more drink to be comatose
guyfox - July 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
now this has never been more true


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: reasons for divorce holy crap
Rating: 3.91/5

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BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
... I'm not allowed to have play dates at the house anymore.
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:21 pm
Reminds me of the time I brought the bike in the house. Can't remember why, maybe I was drunk at the time, but it left a spot. My wife made a comment about the mark and my buddy said, "Ya, like every good woman...Bone's bike will leave a spot."...
lechacal - July 26, 2011, 3:47 pm
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. I've heard 3 or 4 different versiosn of this urban legend.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 7:56 pm
Mustang...I don't have $400,000 for a Cobra. Mama pissed cause she wanted a Caddy STSv that her friend was selling, but I bought this instead. Guess I'll have to find a girl friend now....LMFAO
Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
Shelby.. as in Mustang... or as in Cobra?
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:38 pm
So I see...We should tale gate! I'll bring the Shelby down I just picked up!
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:06 pm
fyi Bone.. my Colorado Buffalos play OSU and USC this year in football.. both on probation. won't effect the outcome one bit
Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:05 pm
them bones them bones


SCREW IT - I'll get back to this tomorrow


TAGS: top ten reasons i procrastinate
Rating: 4.73/5

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Budog - January 15, 2012, 1:02 am
LMAO !!!
djrcreative - January 14, 2012, 10:59 am
...right now I'm too busy making posters.
Iconoclast - September 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
Not really, what was tomorrow became today, so there is still tomorrow to get back to making the list. There is always tomorrow - unless the world comes to an end, but that has been put off for now.
mariand - September 6, 2011, 12:11 pm
lol...now is tomorow


PROVERBS 27:15-16 - A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.


TAGS: i really love the bible for these reasons
Rating: 4.27/5

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crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 5:28 pm
can't believe i never saw this one before. Stellar.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:45 am
Perfect. 5L sir!
sickartist - March 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
Can I get an AMEN? 5L
phydeaux - March 2, 2010, 7:56 pm
OUTSTANDING CAP! 5L and a very well done!


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

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ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


CREAPY CULOS -


TAGS: creapy reasons scary roast rerun
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - December 5, 2010, 3:55 pm
Culos Claus....Ho.Ho.Ho


Marriage -


TAGS: marriage reasons better worse couples
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:21 pm
Mine too and then mumble something about it was all my fault? Hmmmm. Thank you crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:39 pm
I've heard my parent say something 5imilar.


50th Wedding Anniversary -




AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: some reasons why proud australian
Rating: 4.25/5

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LeightonESmith - March 13, 2012, 5:47 pm
Hahah! Well Coombsy, my mates started this tradition of drinking Fosters, listening to the JJJ hot 100, watching cricket and eating lamb on Australia day and it's just stuck with us! Fosters doesn't taste that bad after the first couple! ;-)
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:42 am
Leighton, why oh why are you drinking fosters? We send that sh*t overseas to everyone else and keep our good stuff!
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:22 pm
is that your boyfriend riding you on the bottom right picture ? :)
LeightonESmith - January 28, 2012, 12:45 am
I thought you were going to say, nice arms holding up that beer! ;-p
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:13 pm
I was about to ask you... because the capture and your avatar looks the same
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:47 am
you do look nice with your arms up holding that flag lol
LeightonESmith - January 27, 2012, 11:18 am
shameless self inclusion in yet another motifake ;-))))


REASONS MEN EXIST - 1. Spread our genes around (preferably daily) 2. Brain dinosaurs and drag back to cave for women to cook 3. Keep dinosaurs away from cave by loud snoring at night.


TAGS: reasons men exist dinosaurs cave reproduce rnr
Rating: 2.15/5

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Mr.Man - February 15, 2009, 6:47 pm
Lol! Oh wow! Amazing! LMFAO! You are funny! I cannot stop laughing. Women are so fucking funny! Get off the internet.


Reason's for Leaving Facebook -


TAGS: facebook reasons leaving politics ex
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 28, 2013, 8:41 am
That’s the top three. I've got like 27 more. Hate the place. Been poked so many times by people I don’t know I feel like the mamma in a yo mamma joke.
Reality Lord - October 28, 2013, 6:42 am

Lol...sooooo true


IT WILL NOT BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU -




REJECTION -


TAGS: motifake rejection reasons ban hammer
Rating: 4.31/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
my fave so far was a hand drawn picture of two people doing it doggy, no naughty parts, was child porn. I do not know where they got that from. I was like wow.
forseti - September 9, 2010, 6:58 pm
Try a anime tunnel with cut off text! Back to the roots, pzy! ;)
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 6:39 pm
i've collected - tagged, not funny enough, overused pic, speeling error, pixelated, not a motifake, nsfw, be more creative, politifake, and racist. i was doing pretty well, until i started getting good ones.


The Price of Romance -




APPROVERS ARE FUNNY -


TAGS: creative rejection reasons 5 lions from me
Rating: 3.94/5

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jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 2:01 am
lol nice
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
LOL!!!


50 REASONS -


TAGS: reasons
Rating: 3.48/5

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Merlin The Pervert - December 14, 2008, 10:47 pm
The only good reason I saw was the "Naked women make Men so happy." one. I vote for more naked (hot) women.


surgeons and snipers -




What's In A Name -


TAGS: women names hurricanes reasons
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 20, 2016, 12:14 pm
Ain't that the depressing truth...
MissPriss - April 20, 2016, 12:32 am
Real life...no better demotivational material to be found. Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - April 19, 2016, 3:56 pm
Getting all too real with this one & 180793...
MissPriss - April 19, 2016, 12:28 pm
Thanks jeebus!
JesusWept - April 19, 2016, 4:58 am
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up


The Family Reunion -


TAGS: family reunion bbq dysfunctional reasons
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 19, 2016, 12:03 pm
Hope you were laughing and not choking on a hotdog. By the way sis says hi. Thanks lg.
lgvernon - October 18, 2016, 11:27 pm

Made me guffagh!!!


Chump Change -


TAGS: divorce reasons mother daughter jewish
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 24, 2014, 1:02 am
Good thing she isn't Canadian...we have loonies ($1) and toonies ($2) for coins...that's a lot of change! Glad you got a good laugh Jesus, thanks!
JesusWept - November 23, 2014, 10:39 am
LMAO!!! Excellent! 5.


Suicide -




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